ARGH!!!!! Hey, America! Feel like you’re about to lose your shit because the world keeps getting shaken up like a poop-filled snow globe? Well you’re not alone. For the last few years, the news of the world has melted our brains until they poured out of our noses, down our bodies and ruined our goddamn shoes.
That’s why we’re asking every American (and friends of Americans) who isn’t a complete nazi asshole to join us on August 5th as we look to the sky and SCREAM!!!!! That’s right! It’s The Great American Scream! At 1:00 p.m. ET on August 5, 2022, we are going to walk outside of our homes and offices, look up and just fucking SCREAM. Hopefully, it’ll make us all feel a little better as we hit the pressure release valve and go back to kicking ass through an unprecedented nightmare era. And if not, it will at least remind us that none of us are alone, and that we’re all going completely fucking bonkers together.
So clear your schedule, clear your throats and let it fly!